Googolplexian factorial (googolplexian!) multiplied by googol divided by pi to the power of googolvundaplex (a googolplex with a "decillion-2 more plexes", taken from Googology Wiki).
Then take that
number and add it to googoldecaplex factorial multiplied by googod to the power of fzgoogolplex (googol 10's and googolplex to the power of googolplex, respectively, both also taken from Googology Wiki). Next, multiply that by the number of
Google search results, or g taken that day. Finally, have your most energetic
friend write at least
five hundred more zeros next to the number before leaving.
As an (approximate, word form when necessary) equation, it would be written out like this:
(10^{10^(10^100)})!*{10^100/
π}^googolvundaplex) + googoldecaplex!*(googod^{googolplex^googolplex})*g and
add ≥500 zeros