Google Turd
Defecation of Google proportions. Everything about the turd exudes creativity and forward thinking. A Google Turd is not just left, it is 'posted'.
Google Turd by Alfy2020 June 24, 2009
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googletard
n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
googletard by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008
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googletard
One who posts a question that could easily be answered by a search engine or wiki in a forum or chat room.
Post: Hay guyz, what is the capital of Iceland?
Reply: You are a Googletard
Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level
Reply: You are a Googletard
Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level
googletard by fairman January 2, 2009
Googletard
Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
Googletard by noneyo June 12, 2015
googletard
n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
googletard by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008
Googletard
A person who cannot find what they are looking for on a search engine due to the fact they seem incapable of putting the correct information in the search bar.
I.E- Emma " I can't find a recipe for banana cake anywhere" John " Thats because your a Complete googletard... "
Googletard by Dreadcriminal April 27, 2014
googletard
Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.
Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)
googletard by mldailey October 5, 2006
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