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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
Google Gut by bigspence April 6, 2019
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googleguilt 

n. The sense of anxiety, sketch, voyeurism, or general sneakiness that one derives from googling an acquaintance or person-of-interest.

Can also be applied to the strange and guilty feeling one has when deliberately seeking out information on a guilty pleasure (slash fiction, cosplay, a fansite, or Sheryl Crow, for instance). Alternately, it might mean the sneaky feeling one gets when reading the myspace profile or friendster page of an acquaintance, former classmate, or coworker.
"I met this really cool dude in the Laundro-Rama, but I felt so sketch and skeevy when I googled him later. Major googleguilt."
googleguilt by Jenn Frank March 14, 2006

googlebutt 

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.
Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.
googlebutt by Babbo June 19, 2008

googlegate 

When bunch of dads use websites to answer trivia at a kids campout.
A date that will live in infamy occurred on 2/4/23. It shall be known as Googlegate. Dads used their phones to solve trivia questions instead of using their brains.
googlegate by WPWampum February 9, 2023

googlebutts 

A website that used to be a kick ass picture of a cat (for no apparent reason, it was just an awesome cat) that some douchebag turned into a picture of the POW-MIA flag with a bunch of forums on the gayest shit you could imagine. This used to be used as something funny to show to people who thought googlebutts would be something obscene, now it's just a fucking huge pile of douches. GAY.
The three biggest fans of googlebutts were so greatly angered by the sudden change to the site that they posted their opinions on the forums and were quickly banned for no real reason by the douchebag who owns it. If you're wondering, this guy loves POWs and MIAs (long time) but hates freedom of speech, which I remind you those soldiers were fighting for.
googlebutts by AAAAAAAAA! April 21, 2007

googleution 

A solution to a problem found by using the google search engine.
He found the googleution
googleution by Dirtballmke September 28, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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