Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

Google Doc by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder 

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder is the mind and body's reaction to writing, editing, or working in a Google doc that has other people in it. It's the sense of uneasiness, distress, or dread you feel while trying to type with other people virtually watching you. A certain level of anxiety helps us stay alert and aware, but for those suffering from a Google Doc Anxiety Disorder, it feels far from normal - it can be completely debilitating in the workplace, school, or casual atmosphere.

I was trying to finish the monthly marketing report this morning, but Karen was in the Google doc, so I panicked because of my Google Doc Anxiety Disorder.

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder by coffeeandbs September 5, 2019

Google Doc Therapy 

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.

I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.

Google Doc Therapy by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022

Unedited google doc

A phrase used to describe uncultured racist white people mostly Americans

Why don’t you add some spice unedited google doc😀

Unedited google doc by Relatable-tantrum thrower March 30, 2021

Google Documents 

The invention that makes written paper/pencil notes and documents now primitive. Arguably the most convenient form of simple document storage available.

Anyone who still uses paper and pencil instead of Google Documents to keep track of there notes are neanderthals.

Google Documents by MW3 Rocks February 4, 2013

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Google doctorate by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

google docalypse 

When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.

Nick: Oh no, loads of people are joining the document!
Rob: The google docalypse has begun..

google docalypse by robsws September 23, 2011