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Goofy Golf 

A form of miniture golf with more insane obstacles then normal putt putt. For example hit the ball down the tube through the windmill over the water into the hole.
Hey Shane quit being a pussy and come play Goofy Golf with me.
Goofy Golf by DatCJ February 13, 2009
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goofygoofshmoof

A more expanded upon version of calling someone a goof.
You are a goofygoofshmoof
Cowardly, weak, lame, unfortunate, unskilled, fragile, afraid (especially of personal contact or collision), often used in hyphenation with the subject as in golfy-stick to describe an automatic transmission. Dressed as one would to play golf as in bright primary colors especially pants. Wearing an item like this with another outfit. "That bright hoodie doesn't go with that uniform. It's golfy."

Antonyms: tough, skilled, hard-nosed, fearless, courageous
His car is nice but since he can't drive a manual he has a golfy-stick.

I can't believe that soccer team was so golfy. They didn't challenge for the ball the entire game.

That team's parents are so golfy. They canceled the soccer game because it was raining.

How pathetic to put headers on a car with a golfy-stick.

Why would you attract attention to yourself when you are driving a golfy-stick.

They were an otherwise golfy person, but they joined the Navy and were courageous in battle.
golfy by TheNewLexicon February 16, 2019
1. A homosexual man
2. Any man seen driving a VW Golf
If you enjoy blowing guys you are a golfy.
Golfy by gengo_o November 24, 2003
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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