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goofygoofshmoof

A more expanded upon version of calling someone a goof.
You are a goofygoofshmoof
Cowardly, weak, lame, unfortunate, unskilled, fragile, afraid (especially of personal contact or collision), often used in hyphenation with the subject as in golfy-stick to describe an automatic transmission. Dressed as one would to play golf as in bright primary colors especially pants. Wearing an item like this with another outfit. "That bright hoodie doesn't go with that uniform. It's golfy."

Antonyms: tough, skilled, hard-nosed, fearless, courageous
His car is nice but since he can't drive a manual he has a golfy-stick.

I can't believe that soccer team was so golfy. They didn't challenge for the ball the entire game.

That team's parents are so golfy. They canceled the soccer game because it was raining.

How pathetic to put headers on a car with a golfy-stick.

Why would you attract attention to yourself when you are driving a golfy-stick.

They were an otherwise golfy person, but they joined the Navy and were courageous in battle.
golfy by TheNewLexicon February 16, 2019
1. A homosexual man
2. Any man seen driving a VW Golf
If you enjoy blowing guys you are a golfy.
Golfy by gengo_o November 24, 2003

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026