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Gooftam by Sammy Wammy. January 3, 2023
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gooftastic 

Gooftastic is a positive word made to combat the negative energy radiating from its antonym “goofy”.
“Hey bro, you’re looking gooftastic today!”
“Thanks, man! This word is so awesome and so much more positive than the word goofy.”
gooftastic by jo4fs24 December 18, 2021
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gooftard 

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.
That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.
gooftard by machine119 November 21, 2004

gooftard 

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.
My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...
gooftard by James Robertson March 31, 2003

Gooftardious 

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.
You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.
Gooftardious by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022

goofamatic 

A clown car that is an automatic, versus being a goofamanual (the manual version).
“Is your car a manual or an automatic?”
“It’s a clown car, so it’s a goofamatic”
goofamatic by Kasperthegreat March 26, 2024

Gooftarded 

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.
(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank
Gooftarded by slangmandict April 20, 2025
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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