Good Mourning 

Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).

Janny: Good MORNING BFF!

Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-

Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?

Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.

Janny: ...... I gotta go...

Good Mourning by Car Sun- October 26, 2011

Good morning nap time 

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired

*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*

Good morning nap time by daethnotez September 20, 2009

Good Morning and God Bless 

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

Good Morning and God Bless by olliedidthis May 23, 2018

Good morning piss 

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

Good morning piss by uziman55 June 18, 2011

good morning, God bless 

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

good morning, God bless by rhsone May 23, 2018

Tokyo Good Morning 

When you say hi to a hot girl over speakerphone and simultaneously part your butt cheeks and fart.

I was talking to Stacey this morning and I greeted her with a Tokyo Good Morning.

Tokyo Good Morning by Sanchez94 February 3, 2019

Good Morning Gamers 

Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.

Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?

In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.

Good Morning Gamers by bamboomaster September 9, 2019