Goochstache

The hair lining your gooch

i have a goochstache

by Homie Mamedis February 18, 2005

GooseStache

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.

Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache

by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015

goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

GoochSticker

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.

"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."

by NO1R April 4, 2022

goonstache

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

by DjDelmo June 7, 2015