goober smooch 

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

goober smooch by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch 

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

Goober smooch by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

Goober Smooch 

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

Goober Smooch by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

goober-smooth 

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

goober-smooth by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

goober smoocher 

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goober smoocher 

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Goober Smoochie 

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

Goober Smoochie by Zacalicious September 28, 2009