Goober/Goobery
Goober/Goobery by tedswerth April 28, 2021
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floopy goober
A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016
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Goober Dick
A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016
Goober smack
A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009
silly little goober
silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023
goober-minion
Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.
Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
goober-minion by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010
Goober
Goober by Drayden.mp4 March 13, 2021
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Pee Calculus
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