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A ball-shaped mass of oats, honey, granola, various cereals, sometimes chocolate, grahmcracker, and anything else that is tasty. Real gooballs contain ganja, though some people try to rip you off. Usual price, $5, sometimes 2 for 5. Really tasety
Man, that dank gooball really messed me up!
gooball by Subeej March 31, 2003
a most delicious 'herbal' treat made with crushed gramm crackers, cereal (like coco krispies), chocolate chips maybe, peanutbutter, and of course ganja butter. the recipie is very loose and can be modified millions of ways. it's really pretty hard to mess up
"That gooball got me high as hell!"
gooball by gladbird August 10, 2005

gooballs 

a gooey treat concisting of usually healthy items like granola, nuts and grains and sweet items like chocolate, carob, and carmel and gooey items like peanut butter, honey and butter. They almost always contain significant doses of marijuana baked right in. They were popularized and sold in Phish parking lots but now can be seen at any jam band show. Also called ganja gooballs because of the cannabis content.
Trey said, "Don't eat the brown gooballs"

heady gooballs $5!
gooballs by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

globally delayed

The new politically correct word for retarded or slow to learn about everything.
Peter had to take 3rd grade for the third time. He's globally delayed.
globally delayed by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006
a way for smelly hippies to rip you off in phish parking lots by saying there is weed in baked goods or food they made in a tub outside their van.
kid at show: dude, that hairy chick said there was weed in them

kid's friend: your fucking stupid
gooball by ihatecooper January 31, 2004

Globally warm

Extremely hot day, apparently due to the effects of global warming
Jeez this must be the first globally warm day of the year
Globally warm by Bobertino228 March 16, 2009