ihatecooper's definitions

Sandy Vagina

Newman has one, he played at the beach in his diaper all day

newman: wah, my crotch itches

by ihatecooper January 30, 2004

superbowl

a way to get your girlfriend\wife to watch football.

only they watch it for commercials and a bad half time show.

bring back the bud-bowl

by ihatecooper January 30, 2004

lt

a crack smoking ex-linebacker of the super bowl winning new york giants

man l.t. was all whacked out on crack, he had 23 tackles in one game.

by ihatecooper January 30, 2004

gooball

a way for smelly hippies to rip you off in phish parking lots by saying there is weed in baked goods or food they made in a tub outside their van.

kid at show: dude, that hairy chick said there was weed in them

kid's friend: your fucking stupid

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004

yar!

1. what you say before swigging a bottle of captain morgans

2. what you write on someones forehead after they pass out from drinking captain morgans rum (along with "the captain was here" and a moustache)

yar! (swig)

by ihatecooper January 30, 2004

dime sack

if you buy dime sacks', you are probably in high school.

dude, who the fuck buys dime sacks? get some weight sucker

by ihatecooper January 31, 2004