Gonosyphiherpelades

gono-sypi-herpelades = The extreme, and painfully hillarious explanation of someone with, or "looks like" they would have sexually transmitted diseases in a various assortment. See also - syphilis gonorrhea herpes

Damn! that bitch looks like she be havin' da gonosyphiherpelades!!

"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"

Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!

Gonosyphiherpelades by Bryan Faulk July 14, 2006

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gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

gonisyphiherpilades by Scott January 9, 2005

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Gonosyphiherpelaids

What you get when ur slutty girlfriend sleeps with everyone & their brother.

1. Look at her! That slut has Gonosyphiherpelaids.
2. What kinda STD does she have? Gonorrhea No she has Gonosyphiherpelaids!

Gonosyphiherpelaids by ILikeGreenApples Best November 16, 2011

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gonosyphiherpelAIDs

A combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS.

Gosh, Abigail Jane Wrench sure has some bad gonosyphiherpelAIDS.

gonosyphiherpelAIDs by Plad April 8, 2007

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gonosyphiherpeles

Gonosyphiherpeles is the worst super STD originating from the Southern California area, most likely bred in Paris Hilton's echo valley vag. The disease has spread to the eastern shores of the US, and can be found most commonly in guidettes.

Males show no symptoms of the disease and will experience their penis falling of after six months of intercourse with a carrier whore.

Symptons of gonosyphiherpeles include the following: Super red love orifices, herpes(obviously) and a thick green discharge coating the mucus membranes of the vagina.

If a carrier whore is on her period, her tampon will most likely be a crusty mix of red, black, brown and green.

Nathan: Dude, I think I'm going to nail that new chick Cheyenne.
Justin: The one from California? No way, she nailed over thirty guys and got gonosyphiherpeles

gonosyphiherpeles by Trey Black April 23, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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