Gonosyphiherpelades

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gono-sypi-herpelades = The extreme, and painfully hillarious explanation of someone with, or "looks like" they would have sexually transmitted diseases in a various assortment. See also - syphilis gonorrhea herpes

Damn! that bitch looks like she be havin' da gonosyphiherpelades!!

"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"

Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!

Gonosyphiherpelades by Bryan Faulk July 14, 2006

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gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

gonisyphiherpilades by Scott January 9, 2005

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Gonosyphiherpelaids

What you get when ur slutty girlfriend sleeps with everyone & their brother.

1. Look at her! That slut has Gonosyphiherpelaids.
2. What kinda STD does she have? Gonorrhea No she has Gonosyphiherpelaids!

Gonosyphiherpelaids by ILikeGreenApples Best November 16, 2011

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gonosyphiherpelAIDs

A combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS.

Gosh, Abigail Jane Wrench sure has some bad gonosyphiherpelAIDS.

gonosyphiherpelAIDs by Plad April 8, 2007

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gonosyphiherpeles

Gonosyphiherpeles is the worst super STD originating from the Southern California area, most likely bred in Paris Hilton's echo valley vag. The disease has spread to the eastern shores of the US, and can be found most commonly in guidettes.

Males show no symptoms of the disease and will experience their penis falling of after six months of intercourse with a carrier whore.

Symptons of gonosyphiherpeles include the following: Super red love orifices, herpes(obviously) and a thick green discharge coating the mucus membranes of the vagina.

If a carrier whore is on her period, her tampon will most likely be a crusty mix of red, black, brown and green.

Nathan: Dude, I think I'm going to nail that new chick Cheyenne.
Justin: The one from California? No way, she nailed over thirty guys and got gonosyphiherpeles

gonosyphiherpeles by Trey Black April 23, 2008

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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