Gonosyphiherpelades

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gono-sypi-herpelades = The extreme, and painfully hillarious explanation of someone with, or "looks like" they would have sexually transmitted diseases in a various assortment. See also - syphilis gonorrhea herpes

Damn! that bitch looks like she be havin' da gonosyphiherpelades!!

"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"

Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!

Gonosyphiherpelades by Bryan Faulk July 14, 2006

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gonisyphiherpilades

A combo of STD's that slutty girls have.

Dude: "Hey you should hook up with her"
Dude 2: "Hell no! That dirty bitch has gonisyphiherpilades.

gonisyphiherpilades by Scott January 9, 2005

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Gonosyphiherpelaids

What you get when ur slutty girlfriend sleeps with everyone & their brother.

1. Look at her! That slut has Gonosyphiherpelaids.
2. What kinda STD does she have? Gonorrhea No she has Gonosyphiherpelaids!

Gonosyphiherpelaids by ILikeGreenApples Best November 16, 2011

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gonosyphiherpelAIDs

A combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS.

Gosh, Abigail Jane Wrench sure has some bad gonosyphiherpelAIDS.

gonosyphiherpelAIDs by Plad April 8, 2007

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gonosyphiherpeles

Gonosyphiherpeles is the worst super STD originating from the Southern California area, most likely bred in Paris Hilton's echo valley vag. The disease has spread to the eastern shores of the US, and can be found most commonly in guidettes.

Males show no symptoms of the disease and will experience their penis falling of after six months of intercourse with a carrier whore.

Symptons of gonosyphiherpeles include the following: Super red love orifices, herpes(obviously) and a thick green discharge coating the mucus membranes of the vagina.

If a carrier whore is on her period, her tampon will most likely be a crusty mix of red, black, brown and green.

Nathan: Dude, I think I'm going to nail that new chick Cheyenne.
Justin: The one from California? No way, she nailed over thirty guys and got gonosyphiherpeles

gonosyphiherpeles by Trey Black April 23, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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