gono-sypi-herpelades = The extreme, and painfully hillarious explanation of someone with, or "looks like" they would have sexually transmitted diseases in a various assortment. See also - syphilisgonorrheaherpes
Damn! that bitch looks like she be havin' da gonosyphiherpelades!!
"I wouldn't fuck that....they got gonosyphiherpelades!!"
Just like Baskin Robbins that bitch got 31 flavors! I think she needs a danzaslap!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!