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Gonorsyphilaids 

A blend of the finest gonorrhea, syphilis and aids all rolled into one juicy sexually transmitted disease
You: Man my dick is so itchy after I slept with that chick last week.

Me: Dude you should get checked out, you could have Gonorsyphilaids!
Gonorsyphilaids by Superpete October 17, 2014

gonorryphillis 

The combination of gonorrhea and syphillis that forms the ultimate disease of Carnegie Mellon University; only known to be found in one particular girl
dude, i think dong caught gonorryphillis from that girl
gonorryphillis by willyum k November 5, 2006

Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G 

A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.

Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.

Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.

Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."

"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."

"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."

"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."

gonosyphilitous 

Gonosyphilitous,
The combination of three sexually transmittable diseases, see diseases

chlamydia
syphilis
gonorrhea

...use your imagination
Damn that ratchet be having gonosyphilitous, sucks to suck gonosyphilitous.
gonosyphilitous by No subject March 3, 2014

gonosyphilis herppatitis

A bacteria contracted through sexual contact.
Most common symptoms are inflammation of the penis, and or vagina. Abrasions containing a pus-like fluid, and in most common cases the liver is affected resulting in death.
I caught gonosyphilis herppatitis from my best-friends girlfriend, or boyfriend.
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