Gompus

backwoods, rural country , boondocks

I got lost in the gompus. The gompus is like being lost in a forest.

by Florida Native September 23, 2012

gorpuscle

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.

Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.

by joseph blough October 26, 2022

GEMPUS

a strange autocorrect experienced on some phones. Usually when people become inebriated, this gets typed instead of the intended word which is grumpy when sending a text message. Thus, it has become a synonym of grumpy

I'm sick of this bar, these people are making me GEMPUS

by patrickrl April 7, 2021

Gombus

Extremely large, gigantic, huge

Once you see a pair of gombus porcupines engaged in sexual intercourse you’ll never be able to unsee it again.

by Jakeobob January 1, 2020

Gimpus

To make fun of or insult somebody with Gimp-like atributes.

"Hey Gimpus, you're a Gimp"

"Gad Zooks man"

by Gimp p. us February 10, 2008

Gorpus

noun: A person/ thing that farts in the bath tube and tries to eat or sniff the bubbles. (used as an insult)

Ew! Josh you are such a Gorpus.

by curlyjfoster September 9, 2009

Gumpus

A person who sits outside hotels in his car leeching bandwidth when his ISP is down.

I swear that is Gumpus, he's been sitting in his car for 4 days now.

by Kenshin April 10, 2005