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Creature with the head of a man and the body of . . . a stick.
Goligan is a rather ackward looking person.
Goligan by p.d. January 27, 2004
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Gouligans 

Amateur fishermen on a boat crowding (or getting too close to) professional fisherman to learn how to fish better. A couple of fisherman on the California Delta in a boat.
Those gouligans are getting to close! Those gouligans need to fish somewhere else.
Gouligans by JonesMrChris November 11, 2018
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Goliando 

When you take a shit on your lovers asshole and shove your fecal matter into the ass with your own penis and finally orgasming.
"last night my boyfriend put his shit in my ass with his own cock, he called it goliando"

"i love to goliar"
Goliando by everyone gets one April 26, 2010

giligans island

sitting in the bath tub with a hard on fill the water to a depth where just the tip is out of the water. then get a fly tear the wings off and place him on your junk and he will walk all over it.
i got so bored last night i gave myself the giligans island
giligans island by nut job February 15, 2007
Just one of the Gouligans. The name of the boat, or just ONE of the amateur fisherman on the California Delta learning how to fish better. The gouligans donthis by crowding (or getting to close to) professional fishermen to learn their tactics.

One of the guys on a boat named gouligans.
Here comes a gouligan. Have you seen that boat called the Gouligan.
gouligan by JonesMrChris February 2, 2019
you engage in sex with a condom, untill you pull out to notice that the condom was almost lost and has reverted back to it's original state at the tip of the penis looking like Giligan's hat
when i pulled my dick out i had a Giligan
giligan by Vernon Snackwell October 6, 2008
"You're fat."
"F*ck you, I'm golian!"
golian by MasterDragonScales October 25, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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