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hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013

houligans 

Ruffians or mischevious people
He a houligan yo, Why you houliganing yo, why those houligans lauchin yan?, who is yan? is he a houligan?
houligans by Timothy Johnson November 30, 2005
n. large and overwhelming eyebrows that tend to be extremely distracting during conversation.
"damn, he needs some serious hedge clippers for those goulians."
goulians by hopesl October 28, 2007

Huge Gilligans 

Yo son, that bitch had some huge gilligans!

giligans island

sitting in the bath tub with a hard on fill the water to a depth where just the tip is out of the water. then get a fly tear the wings off and place him on your junk and he will walk all over it.
i got so bored last night i gave myself the giligans island
giligans island by nut job February 15, 2007
Just one of the Gouligans. The name of the boat, or just ONE of the amateur fisherman on the California Delta learning how to fish better. The gouligans donthis by crowding (or getting to close to) professional fishermen to learn their tactics.

One of the guys on a boat named gouligans.
Here comes a gouligan. Have you seen that boat called the Gouligan.
gouligan by JonesMrChris February 2, 2019