Golf R

A motor vehicle made by the Volkswagen company. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. It is most known for its affiliation with boys who like to do ‘missions’ on the popular Birmingham road of Alum Rock

Bruv come lets do a mission. Grab the golf r and let’s drive up and down rock road and pick up bushra

by Theboyeesh August 24, 2019

Golf R

A performance hatchback/estate made by the Volkswagen Audi Group. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. Most favoured by drug dealers, people from Bradford, car thieves, general criminals and keen drivers

Oi bruv get the ting out the Golf R 3 for 100

by Jjjjaj12 November 22, 2021

Golf rules

When called it reverses what was previously said, or reverses the rules for what game/event is going on. Based on the fact that in golf the lowest score wins which is the opposite of most sports.

person a: Shotgun
person b: Golf rules

by Ephagee February 13, 2009

golf roading

To take a golf cart off roading into the woods or sand traps while playing a round of golf.

Jesse got kicked off the golf course because he drank too many beers and decided to go golf roading through the woods.

by Adam aka "Wojo" April 23, 2007

golf rimming

When putting on a golf course and you putt the ball straight in the pin but before the ball drops it rolls/wraps around the hole at least 360 degrees - you can say to your golf partner in a Welsh accent "ah a bit of rimming there #insert name#

Ah a bit of rimming there Ian, bit of rimming

(Welsh accent)
Golf rimming

by montyrs4 September 11, 2011

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

by MrManmosa June 23, 2019