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The Goldlust Effect 

Named after the Brown University scientist who first formally characterized it, The Goldlust Effect is a phenomenon in which an email recipient mentally hears the author's physical voice while reading the message. Closely related is the Holmes Effect, in which an email recipient mentally sees the author's physical mannerisms and gesticulations while reading the message.
When I started reading my old collegiate acapella friend's message, The Goldlust Effect was so strong that I instinctively turned around and accused my wife of launching vocal percussion spittle onto the back of my neck.

Alaskan Goldrush

An Alaskan Goldrush is when a man urinates into a a person's asshole. For added effect, the person being pissed in should have explosive diahrea for an extra effect.

The person who was pissed in now craps out the piss along with his regular fecal matter. That part is where explosive diahrea can be used for an added effect.
Oh man I got drunk last night and made an Alaskan Goldrush with your sister.
Alaskan Goldrush by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

goldrush 

when a man or woman undertakes too much anal sex and can no longer control when they poo. This results in a constant stream of fecal matter coming from their asshole.
me and jane had so much fun last night, shame about the bedsheets this morning, must have caused a bit of goldrush.
goldrush by sandy123noodle March 30, 2009

goldrush 

looking at 2019 so far and thinking damn this wildfire escalated quickly
🖤
"goldrush!"
goldrush by Krkič May 6, 2019

Goliushi Camaderie 

Im very Goliushi Camaderie

Goliushi 

The weirdest language ever. It sounds like you're having a seizure and stroke at the same time.
Person1: I speak Goliushi

Person2: Say a word in Goliushi

Person1: χʙ̥͡l̥ʟ̝ɣxʍŋ͡mɧ̬ɥ̃ɡ͡bʙ̥͡l̥r̪̝͆ʀ͡ʟ̠Rn͡ɲʡʁ̃r̼ɾ̃r̪͆

Person2: I will call an ambulance

Person1: What? I literally just said "walk" in Goliushi!
Goliushi by Gbungper July 1, 2024