golden ass 

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.

The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."

golden ass by #$%* June 28, 2011

Golden Ass 

Female coworker who cannot be criticized because other men worship her ass. Because of the virtues of her ass she is able to do whatever she wants and is quickly promoted through the ranks. Employees who cross her, even if they are originally of a higher rank, will soon find themselves unemployed.

"She never does anything, just goes to the back and talks about music with the boss." -- Employee One

"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two

Golden Ass by Wallace Carlos August 3, 2011

Golden Ass 

Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.

‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.

- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!

- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.

- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?

- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!

Golden Ass by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Golden ass 

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.

Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”

Golden ass by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024

The Golden Ass 

Donald Trump. A man with great wealth who constantly makes a fool of himself and his followers.

It is a challenge for America to survive The Golden Ass.

The Golden Ass by Bob Ainsworth October 19, 2017

golden asshole 

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

golden asshole by Kgrosho February 12, 2017

Golden Assist 

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.

Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!

Golden Assist by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009