The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."
by #$%* June 26, 2011
Female coworker who cannot be criticized because other men worship her ass. Because of the virtues of her ass she is able to do whatever she wants and is quickly promoted through the ranks. Employees who cross her, even if they are originally of a higher rank, will soon find themselves unemployed.
"She never does anything, just goes to the back and talks about music with the boss." -- Employee One
"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two
"Yeah, she's a Golden Ass." -- Employee Two
by Wallace Carlos August 3, 2011
by Bob Ainsworth October 15, 2017
Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.
‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019