Golden Slumberer

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.

Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!

by bmillaa May 1, 2010

Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by y e e t y d e l i t y December 9, 2025