Golden Slumberer

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.

Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!

Golden Slumberer by bmillaa May 1, 2010

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Golden sumbrero

Filling Mexican hat with urine, making partner drink.

Hey babe, should spice thinks up tonight with a good ole golden sumbrero?

Golden sumbrero by Whyisthissodirty May 22, 2018

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Golden Slumber

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.

John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!

Golden Slumber by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

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Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

Golden Slumbers by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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