An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!
HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVERTHE GOLDENPIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!
(n.) A person's absolutely amazing singing voice that overtakes the listener with so much emotion that he has no choice but to cry uncontrollably or laugh hysterically.
Listen to Robert Plant's golden pipes! He can hit notes perfectly.
A man, after getting his women to stick her ass up in the air, takes a nice well calculated piss in her asshole. In some special cases the man will continue to make mustard afterwords.
Billy had a long day at work and nothing would make him more happy than making a Golden Pipeline straight to the ass of the Vietnamese girl he just met. He wanted mustard too.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.