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Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

Goldenboy 

being your boss's favorite for no reason
"Why'd he get that sweet route? Cause that little bitch is the goldenboy."
Goldenboy by WebsterLong July 13, 2015

goldenboarding 

When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.
Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.
goldenboarding by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021

goldenboi 

an asian guy who loves to rail on asian women in interracial relationships but also secretly lusts after white women themselves
P1: Check out these Reddit comments, Natalie Tran gets a lot of hate from quite a few Asian men.
P2: Why’s that?
P1: She’s dating interracially. It makes the goldenbois extra extra salty.
goldenboi by phuckyoshit July 5, 2018

Goldenboarding 

The act of waterboarding transformed into a kink where the receiver is placed in a supine position, has their face covered with a used towel and then waterboarded using fresh urine instead of water. Often done in BDSM communities as a show of great trust.
He's in for the goldenboarding of a lifetime!