going to get milk 

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

I’m going to get milk 

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

I’m going to get milk by L3KE August 5, 2021

i'm going to get the milk! 

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

i'm going to get the milk! by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

Going to get the milk 

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

Going to get the milk by WrySquirrel3069 May 12, 2020

i am going to get some milk 

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

i am going to get some milk by Doc.Rodrick November 18, 2021

I am going to get some milk. 

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

I am going to get some milk. by Defintoin_Nerd June 1, 2023