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Going Head to Head

The most accurate way of deciding who has the largest penis. This act requires both participants to remove their trousers and undergarments, acquire an erection and compare penis sizes. Note that while no measuring is needed, both participants must reach an agreement as to which of them has the larger penis in order to end the process.
After fifteen minutes of arguing over who had the bigger penis, Dave and Adam finally decided that Going Head to Head was the best way to solve their dilemma.
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ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow