A really shitty person to begin with who is then asked to be a godparent by a friend who should know better. A Godflake will always flake on the actual baptism for no reason at all. A Godflake will continuously disappoint everyone that they know because that's what they do. They don't make excuses or give reasons because they don't give a fuck. If you encounter one of these types you won't know it. They are tricky-like midgets-however, they never fail to disappoint.

Johnny: Jenni, I love you so much. I wanna have half Filipino babies with you.

Jenni: I'll have your baby if you can touch that backboard.

Johnny: Ok. I'm gonna ask Adriana and Mike to be the Godflakes. They probably won't show up though.

Jenni: Yea, they are terrible people. I like them.

Godflake by MikeC. November 16, 2012

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godullar

like a god

all irish people called kenneth are godullar

godullar by abbiejwilton November 13, 2010

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Godfucked

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

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godfuck

v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.

Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!

godfuck by Lutron Deluxe May 5, 2006

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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