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God-spam 

Can take the form of 'inspirational' posts on social media or pamphlets left in a laundromat, a bus/stop, or on a door knob. Always is a nuisance, and always describes God's conditional love for otherwise worthless creations of his own likeness.
I was waiting on the bus and there was god-spam all over the place from the jehova's witness.
I hate Sundays on facebook, my family god-spams everything.
God-spam by yaboytofu July 12, 2016
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Spam God 

Is on a Myspace 'app' called Truthbox. He stays in the Secrets section of this application, where users tell a secret of theirs and people comment and emphasize it.
Spam God visits Secrets that request him, leaving up to 7,000 comments, therefore spamming. This makes the user get more power on the website.

User: "spam god! where art thouuu?
spam plz!"

Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"

So forth..
Spam God by Onomonapeia December 31, 2008

God-Spammit 

See Goth.

Goth poser of 404 Error, he's a fag.
That poser has 2 earings in his right ear.
God-Spammit by dot dot dot September 22, 2004
An often ficticious narrative, message, or news story containing a religious message that is spread all over the Internet chiefly throught the use of email.
That stupid godspam comparing the ACLU to the Taliban pisses me off to no end!
godspam by JonathanChance June 28, 2003

GodSpammer 

When a commentor or bot in comments section tries to use massive blocks of bible quotes to harass others or validate ignorance and hate
OP Comment: Everyone deserves to be treated with respect and dignity
GodSpammer: i DoNt WaNt To Be NiCe CaUse GAWD sAyS i CaN bE sH*TtY aNd IgNoRaNt AnD mY MoMmY sAiD iM sPeCiAl!!!!!!!!!
OP: What a GodSpammer 🙄
GodSpammer by Geriitis May 23, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026