god on

trusting on god

_You see usually that god on we are always trying and always winning, there when is god? _Yes!

by man!? June 16, 2018

God on a Wheel

A signature phrase used by Royce, of "Royce and Marilyn" to convey utter shock and disdain with a lack of culture, money, opera, ramba and samba skills, or in reaction to the "garbage-hole" in which she lives.

Royce: Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage, that crap that you like? You know nothing about classical music, opera, nothing! Nothing! You can't sing an opera, you know nothing.

Marilyn: No, I don't sing opera.

Royce: You know nothing, nothing...

Marilyn: But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy it.

Royce: You know nothing. I sing everything perfectly, note-by-note. You know nothing... OH God on a WHEEL!

Marilyn: In Las Vegas...

Royce: Oh ShutUp!

by djSpinHouse August 27, 2010

God on a stick

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.

I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?

by Bittewow November 27, 2018

God on a Go-Kart

Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.

Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!

by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009

God on a stick

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!

"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

by Derek the Archbishop of Canterbury July 3, 2005

God on god

Tik tok trend

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by Yo.Momma.Official November 16, 2021

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009