God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

God first by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022

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Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Person 343: Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

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Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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