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God first 

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
God first by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022
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Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

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Person 343: Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler 

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026