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God first 

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
God first by oneandonlygod!! April 29, 2022
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Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

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Person 343: Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler 

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026