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God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).
Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?
God Pocket by Cummo January 7, 2022

pocket god 

The single best iphone app there is.
whatcha doin...

playing pocket god

cooooollll....
pocket god by BarackObama1138thx February 2, 2010

God's Pocket 

"God's Pocket" in common usage is a refference to any orifice that can be used in absence of pants or handbag.
Woman 1: "This dress is so tight i'm not sure where to hide my stash"

Woman 2: "Just put it in God's pocket. They can't look there without a warrant."
God's Pocket by Jamie C. Bailey January 9, 2009

goldpockets

a sexy bitch on neopets of the german descent. most commonly known for her kadoatie feeding boards and battling with her baby blumaroo (Poorard).
Person 1: I just got beat by goldpockets in the kadoatery
Person 2: Again, man?
Person 3: Wait, are you sure?! I hear she quit like ages ago.
goldpockets by happy12345678901 August 17, 2011

godpocket 

The godpocket is the butthole, the anus, the chocolate star.
A: "You've got a really nice godpocket."

B: "Gee, thanks."
godpocket by beefsteakjane January 27, 2019
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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