Gockgoggle 

Noun/verb: When the gock gets gocked so hard, the balls get sucked out.

She gockgoggled that poor fella!

Gockgoggle by 1=2=3 February 27, 2023

Godgoggles

When Someone Can't see Anything past the Bible they are Wearing Godgoggles

Similar to Beergoggles

"He Don't understand Evolution, Because he has his Godgoggles On"

"Take off your Godgoggles"

Godgoggles by Atheis(topix) January 20, 2010

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.

This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!

cockgoggler by klutz January 28, 2003

Googoggled 

When you get proven wrong based on the answer of a Google search look up. You got 'Googoggled'.

"Hey, you got that 20 bucks you owe me for that bet we had about what year Hawaii became a state? You better quit betting, that's twice this month you lost money by getting 'Googoggled'

Googoggled by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016

Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.

Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.

Cockgoggles by Necromas December 9, 2008

cockgoggle 

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.

Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.

cockgoggle by Bob January 12, 2004

Goofgoggles 

The term given to sunglasses or shades worn to a) conceal red eyes from smoking weed. b) make the wearer feel under water, chilled, ninja and triptronic-cybertronic.

Dude: wow man this sun's really harshing my mellow!
Second dude: yeah? then its time for Goofgoggles!
Dude: think i lost them bro...
Second dude: their on your head man..
Dude: righteous!

Goofgoggles by Ivy Guy September 30, 2011