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Rank-Gobbys 

getting head off a fat piglike girl who has just broken up with a wranger so is extra slutwhorish
Andrew: dude i just totally got Rank-Gobbys from anna

Sac: EW rank
Rank-Gobbys by disgusting police March 25, 2008

gabbys ass 

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.
gabbys ass by stefan buff November 13, 2013

Gobby-Juice 

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.
We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.
Gobby-Juice by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023

gobby cow 

A British term used to describe an greedy selfish overweight lady.
"I don't buy from thrift stores there stuff is dirty and old...i don't even give stuff to charity's or thrift shops I just burn my old stuff" said by a gobby cow
gobby cow by lostnomad February 6, 2014

Gobby Cunt 

Inheriting from "Gobby" (Blowjob) , A Gobby Cunt refers to an individual who consistently, borderline impulsively talks and is strongly disliked for it.
Pers 1 : Fuck! That guy never shuts up
Pers 2: Fucking Gobby Cunts
Gobby Cunt: *flaps mouth away
Gobby Cunt by O'l Mate February 9, 2020

Gobby Peanuts 

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
“That girl’s hot... I might go talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
Gobby Peanuts by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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