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Rank-Gobbys 

getting head off a fat piglike girl who has just broken up with a wranger so is extra slutwhorish
Andrew: dude i just totally got Rank-Gobbys from anna

Sac: EW rank

gabbys ass 

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.
gabbys ass by stefan buff November 13, 2013

Gobby-Juice 

Low priced fizzy wine dispensed into groups of females as a staring point for a night out. Leads to extensive fuckwittery including squealing and loosening of morals.
We wound a load of gobby-juice into them and they became a massive group of cunts.
Gobby-Juice by Fizzy Gravy February 24, 2023

gobby cow 

A British term used to describe an greedy selfish overweight lady.
"I don't buy from thrift stores there stuff is dirty and old...i don't even give stuff to charity's or thrift shops I just burn my old stuff" said by a gobby cow
gobby cow by lostnomad February 6, 2014

Gobby Cunt 

Inheriting from "Gobby" (Blowjob) , A Gobby Cunt refers to an individual who consistently, borderline impulsively talks and is strongly disliked for it.
Pers 1 : Fuck! That guy never shuts up
Pers 2: Fucking Gobby Cunts
Gobby Cunt: *flaps mouth away
Gobby Cunt by O'l Mate February 9, 2020

Gobby Peanuts 

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
“That girl’s hot... I might go talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
Gobby Peanuts by lifeofpib April 13, 2021