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A way of payment from a person you have a negative relationship with.
“Can you pay me through Gofak?” “What’s Gofak?” “Gofak yourself”
gofak by Rae00503 October 20, 2018
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Off like Gobachev 

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.
"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"
Off like Gobachev by AudioDamned November 26, 2003
(n) A nerd whose area of expertise concerns subjects that are traditionally masculine, such as football, action movies or war.
All he talked about all night was fantasy football. What a Golak.
Golak by Justin A Bailey November 24, 2011

goballoon 

Like a gobshite only dopier, the sort of person who goes around with their mouth hanging slightly open all the time and are generally completely oblivious to the fact that nobody can stand them, they might even think they’re slightly cool.
A dopey gobshite



“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

“you’re not bringing that go balloon tonight are ya”

“someone tell that thick goballoon to stop pretending to be a cat and get back to stacking shelves”

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

goballoon by eilah December 12, 2008

Gobadonkeys 

A woman that has very large breasts and a huge ass.
woahhh tommy...look at that broad...that bitch got gobadonkeys kid
Gobadonkeys by notorioussmac1 June 17, 2009
snowy: "hey neattkidd" neattkidd: "yes?" snowy: "GOOAKIE GOOAKIE GOOAKIE GOOAKIE GOOAKIE" *neat having vietnam flashbacks*
gooakie by Maxei May 27, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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