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The water the GOAT drinks, something that is exceptionally good. Juxtaposition with "dogwater."
Wow, that FKA Twigs concert was goatwater.
Goatwater by smugtalker September 7, 2026
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The water the GOAT drinks, something exceptionally good. Opposite of "dogwater"
wow, that FKA twigs concert was goatwater bro.
Goatwater by smugtalker September 7, 2026

goatwaite 

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities
Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !
goatwaite by mikewoz July 12, 2021

Goatware 

1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.
1. "This software is goatware!"

2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!"
Goatware by zeus0r October 7, 2012

goatmaker 

noun
A man who's seed creates goats.
Aww fuck off you goatmaker!
goatmaker by dark0dave April 13, 2008

godwater 

A term allegedly invented by Amir Blumenfeld in the Jake and Amir episode "Soup Kitchen" to describe vodka.
You showed up completely high. You were handing out water bottles filled with vodka and shouting "One free bottle of godwater to anybody who goes home right now and skips dinner."
~ Jake Hurwitz
godwater by Rima Delmunbelf January 6, 2012

gatewater hotel 

a hotel in ace attorney with awesome people
it is also a discord server with debeste people
i love how everyone in gatewater hotel screams when greeting each other
gatewater hotel by mxchily April 2, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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