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Goatsmith 

A man who gets as many or few women he wants in life and fucks every one of them for hours, Greatest. Of. All. Time. Superior. Maximum. Intercourse. Twat. Hammering.
I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.

Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.

If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!
Goatsmith by Goatmangold September 3, 2022
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The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.
Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith
Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

goldsmith whip 

A variation of the pistol whip, the Goldsmith whip involves placing a .9mm pistol in a tube sock and bashing someone in the head, typically from behind.
goldsmith whip by Benji G March 23, 2007

Goldsmiths 

Formerly known as Goldsmiths'(controversy following over the apostrophe) College but rebranded as Goldsmiths. It is a University located in New Cross and is part of the University of London.
It is most famed for being a prestigious art college with many famous alumni including Damien Hirst, Vivienne Westwood, Damon Albarn and Mary Quant.
I go to Goldsmiths and are cooler than all you kids. I am therefore SFG to the max
Goldsmiths by ElSquido May 13, 2009

goldsmith walk 

The walk of terror undertaken by scummers between Fratton Station and Fratton Park.
Doing the Goldsmith Walk

gaysmith 

a toolish kid, commonly hated, constantly given shit and picked on but doesnt realize everyone's hatred towards them. A poser and They think they are the shit but actually are not. they tend to get cocky about skillz they dont have.
Jenkins is a gaysmith.

can u stop? ur acting like gaysmith.
gaysmith by Coolkid69 January 15, 2008

Gonsmith 

:/noun
A person or individual with little to no qualifications or experience in the craft of gunsmithing
Bubba is a real Surgical Gonsmith, when it comes to shortening a barrel with a grinder.
Gonsmith by Noir556 July 2, 2020