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Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
Similar to cluck fuffing except using proud tears of laughter and joy for masterbation lubrication while a different man fucks your woman friend or wife. Done standing or sitting comfortably in plane sight usually in a corner.
My former friend totally humiliated his girlfriend cuck stuffing in the kitchen.
I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.
Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
I laughed so hard cuck stuffing last night.
Cuck stuffer; a positive cuckolding
by Goatmangold September 1, 2022
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Dude, wise is you come over to my bitchin' luau bra we're roasting hog and making swineapple dessert.
Yo you ever tried a swine Apple it's the best Hawaiian American treat.
Yo you ever tried a swine Apple it's the best Hawaiian American treat.
by Goatmangold September 1, 2022
Get the Swineapple mug.The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022
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Get the Chuck don't pay for strange mug.A secret sex position involving government officials or at very least Americans definitely not the inspiration for Steve Miller's: "fly like an eagle".
Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.
Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.
Did you see that Spaceballs movie with the 🦅 5 wannabango?
Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.
May the 450 farse be with you!
Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.
May the 450 farse be with you!
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022
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I watch some wicked goatsmith porn last night I must have been born under the wrong sign, I couldn't possibly keep up.
Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.
If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!
Goatsmith; the most satanic straight porn of all time.
If the Messiah fucked he definitely be a goatsmith!
by Goatmangold September 3, 2022
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Usually for people who live in a seriously corroded past. Only those who were jocks, popular, unpopular, or female read them.
Even still a great way to make up stories around future girlfriends.
Usually for people who live in a seriously corroded past. Only those who were jocks, popular, unpopular, or female read them.
Even still a great way to make up stories around future girlfriends.
Remember high School, that's when everyone felt like a winner let's get out the winnersville book!
Winnersville book; hippies hate them. Jocks love them. Psychos hate them. Conservatives love them. Religious types hate them. Immature adults love them. Photographers relish them. Grown women adore them.
Winnersville book; hippies hate them. Jocks love them. Psychos hate them. Conservatives love them. Religious types hate them. Immature adults love them. Photographers relish them. Grown women adore them.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
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