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Goatis

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025
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