Goalest
Goalest by Peaches_0_3 May 27, 2017
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Goalst
To feel a warm awarding or goal-worthy feeling regarding a future occurrence. (past-tense, goalsted) (future-tense, goalsting)
Goalst by notwillong January 31, 2023
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Goalstacking
Richard Feynman liked to combine getting paid with getting laid: he is known for goalstacking physics and women by performing theoretical calculations at stripclubs.
Goalstacking by physicsninja November 29, 2009
Goatest
Goatest by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022
golestan
A golestan is an awesome person with an eccentric demeanour, one who is loud, rambunctious and quick to anger when it comes to people's stupidity. Such rages are made worse when the ignorance appears to be willful. Assumed to be ignorant at first glance, a golestan is somebody who harbours a deeper intelligence that defies authority, the sort of intelligence that pursues a physics PhD and publishes in the field, even though their high school teachers told them not to bother with physics because "you wouldn't understand the concepts". A golestan is fond of investigating the universe in its various facets, as well as consuming that which the universe provides, particularly those arrangements of matter known commonly as "food". It is hypothesised that such consumption takes place so as to ensure greater oneness with the universe, although this is hotly contested.
Example 1:
"Man, this new guy I met, he's adventurous, he's fun, he's a little crazy - you might even say he's a golestan!"
Example 2:
"Even stupid fatty golestan over here know this." - Person 1
"Well, of course, if he's a golestan, he's actually quite smart you know." - Person 2
"Guys, I'm RIGHT HERE!" - Person 3 (the golestan)
"Man, this new guy I met, he's adventurous, he's fun, he's a little crazy - you might even say he's a golestan!"
Example 2:
"Even stupid fatty golestan over here know this." - Person 1
"Well, of course, if he's a golestan, he's actually quite smart you know." - Person 2
"Guys, I'm RIGHT HERE!" - Person 3 (the golestan)
golestan by subcurtaineous_k September 9, 2013
galesteropus
galesteropus by zazi December 29, 2020
goalster
Chris proved his mettle in winning the award he was eyeing since the beginning. He is a true goalster.
goalster by stemcell44 December 29, 2020
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