Goat water 

When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you

Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit

Goat water by Sagee4 January 25, 2021

water goat 

Another name for an octopus.

Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.

water goat by wuad June 1, 2013

water goat 

a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.

a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."

b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"

water goat by suae January 11, 2009

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011