Goat water
When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you
Goat water by Sagee4 January 25, 2021
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water goat
Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
water goat by wuad June 1, 2013
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water goat
a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.
a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."
b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."
b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"
water goat by suae January 11, 2009
Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.
Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011
Goatwater
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