2 definitions by Molly Patience :]

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.
Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard
by Molly Patience :] September 14, 2008
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Asnut is the way that a four year old boy types his name: Austin.

It should soon become his nickname.

Molly: Austin, can you type your name on the computer?
Austin: Yeah, watch...(typing) A-S-N-U-T
Molly: Uhh, good job, Asnut.
by Molly Patience :] September 14, 2008
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