go to church 

the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action.

"if you a scared muthafuka, go to church - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it"

go to church by homegirlfromcanada September 6, 2008

Go To Church 

A phrase used when excessevly dry humping someone in a non-seuxal way, expecially when beating them at something competative. i.e. sports, poker, video games

Joe:Dude I owned Bob at basketball and I yelled "go to church" right in his face to rub it in.

Go To Church by Catherby September 3, 2006

go to church 

To get high, either on marijuana or other recreational drug. More specifically using such drugs whilst embracing the glory of the Lord.

"What we doin` tonight mang?"
"You know we be goin` to church dawg, aww sheeeeeuuuttt!"

"I go to church to feel the salvation of Jesus Christ"

go to church by JesuChristo Te Ama February 28, 2008

Go to Church 

It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."

Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.

Go to Church by RoflKiddie September 16, 2006

Go To Church 

GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag

N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust
You : nigga go to church (gtc)

Go To Church by pimpdaddycraig June 4, 2022

National go to church day 

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole

National go to church day by Chooseholy April 12, 2019