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Gnostician 

One who possesses inner spiritual knowledge or wisdom and puts it into practice.
The Gnostician? He knows. And he acts.
Gnostician by ivl.i3. April 24, 2024

cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure
We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician
cloud agnostician by agnostifier October 3, 2019

Cloud Agnostician 

Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure
I think we could do with a Cloud Agnostician on our next project

Gnosticism 

An ancient religious movement that evolved out of nascent Jewish and Christian sects in the late 1st century A.D. Gnosticism is a very subversive set of ideas, and it's distantly related to other Abrahamic mystical traditions like Kabbalah, but was suppressed by the early orthodox Christians and Jews as a perversion of their beliefs.

Basically, Gnostics read the first chapters of Genesis in a very different way than is traditional, seeing the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve as good and viewing the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil as humanities first step into consciousness.

Because of this, Gnosticism posits that the god of the Hebrew Bible, Yahweh, is actually an evil bastard child of the lowest aeon called Sophia (Greek for "Wisdom") who disobeyed the higher aeons and fell from grace.

Gnostic cosmogonies are complex and convoluted and very diverse across different movements, but a basic description of it would be that basically Yahweh and his archons (Greek for "rulers") created the physical world and rule over it, trapping our souls within it to keep us from the light world, the world which is ruled by the aeons and a Supreme God who is fundamentally good and who possesses both masculine and feminine hypostases.

Many Gnostics believe this good God is the God of the New Testament and they generally regard Jesus as a savior who came into the world to rescue a fallen Sophia and bring humanity back into the light world through knowledge.
Person 1: Wow! Did you hear about the discovery of the Nag Hammadi library?

Person 2: No, what does it contain?
Person 1: It contains a bunch of ancient books from Gnosticism!
Gnosticism by wugugugug September 13, 2020

gynotician 

A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions. A combination of the words gynecologist and politician.
Republican governors such as Scott Walker and Rick Perry who impose draconian limitations on abortion clinics and attempt to limit access to HPV vaccinations, contraception and women's health care in general by shutting down Planned Parenthood clinics even though they do not perform abortions. They, and people like them, are gynoticians.
gynotician by BigAppleBucky August 7, 2013

gynotician 

A politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make women's health care decisions
the gynoticians decided that women are to be told that abortions may cause birth defects with subsequent pregnancies
gynotician by parrah July 14, 2013