Glutenoid

A person who can consume gluten.

I asked my glutenoid friend to try my new gluten-free recipe.

Glutenoid by Fickce4 March 18, 2010

glutenist 

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

glutenist by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

glutened 

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.

INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!

glutened by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016

glutenized 

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

glutenized by spartanprop October 4, 2017

Glutening 

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

Glutening by gluten girl's friend June 10, 2011

glutenist 

The loveliest editor ever who has inspired many on ani-tok. She makes edits that are beyond human capability and quite frankly illegally brilliant. She, Kendall, also endeavours in the art of psychology; presenting us with the most intellectual takes on characters such as Bakugo Katsuki, from the hit anime and manga shounen series, My Hero Academia.

A national treasure truly.

A: glutenist uploaded!
B: She did? Let me know how it is!
A: A third eye has opened. It feels as though my body has been rinsed clean of all toxins; my mind rid of all illness. My physical state is no longer tainted with the curse of petty human ideology, for it has embarked on the journey of “Glutenist Awakening.” I am one with the wind, the wind is I.
B: Damn.

glutenist by kendalllover1 June 4, 2021

To Get Glutened 

When someone with Celiac Disease inadvertently eats gluten.

Someone who has Celiac Disease must take extreme precautions in restaurants in order not to get glutened.

To Get Glutened by Mother of a Celiac June 20, 2017