Glunk

The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.

She totally got glunked!

by LilNickel July 28, 2015

Glunk

when a shit hits water of a toilet.

this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!

by lilknobcunt May 14, 2011

Glunk

An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.

Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)

Person 2: You're such a Glunk

by I_Am_racist April 3, 2023

Glunk

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

by f3ar_me September 23, 2009

glunk

The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.

I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

by http://www.glunkin.com/ June 3, 2011

glunk

to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"

Stop glunking your brother.

by Frank Booth January 18, 2005

glunk

To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.

The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.

by Sir Glunkalot September 29, 2011