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The Glory Bag is a cross between a Glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable Glory hole.

To be Glory Bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and passed around.
He's bought a Glory bag for the boys, and it's full.

I got Glory Bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
Glory Bag by Lorenz32 September 30, 2010
Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!
glory bag by squatchwatch November 29, 2011
The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.
glory bag by Ian May 13, 2005

Glow Bag 

A man considered by society as a weapon of precision. He has been combined with a ever illuminated disc golf bag via the process of Phagocytosis.
What’s that light over there?

Oh that’s just Glow Bag.
Glow Bag by DAD881 April 7, 2021

Glory bagging 

The act of putting any sort of bag over the body of a man (with the exception of a hole for the penis) and committing sexual intercourse with said man.
"Louis, I feel like glory bagging tonight"
"Sounds good, I still got my old glory bag from the seventies"
Glory bagging by czar ceiba May 3, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026