Glots

1.Suffering from extreme mental retardation and so constipated that poop comes out your nose.

2. Having butt cancer.

Wow that guy is glots!

by Orangeandblue32 July 21, 2011

glot

Translate / Talk / Tongue. Glot comes from greek where it means Tongue. Made to be a verb: 'to glot' = translate.

Glot a word, interglot, euroglot

by HairyApe March 16, 2007

GLOTS

"Get Lotus On The Ship".
This acronym was developed by a gang of JamCruisers on a JamCruise forum in reference to a musician request for JamCruise 7, set to sail January 2009.

T-shirts have been made to bump the request.

Please Julie, will you please GLOTS?!

by Qty74 July 24, 2008

Glot

When you Cum a silver slimy substance that tastes like bacon

I totally made a huge glot today. You think I should get that checked out?

by iRinny January 20, 2009

Glot

a crusty substance that collects on the foreskin of ones unsircomsized penis

dude, your cock gots lotta glot

by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

GLOT

Good Luck Out There

Sarah: Tyler just ghosted me
...
Me: GLOT baby

by SAMYSAMYOYE21 January 22, 2021

Glot

A preposterous amount of semen.

Also can be described with a similar size or consistency of snot.

"Gabe wipes a glot of cum on his friends shirt, he refuses to apologize"

by fuckburger9000 December 31, 2022