Glory Dump 

A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen

Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.

Glory Dump by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009

Glorylumpkin 

Glorylumpkin - the act of performing a standard blumpkin but with a slight variation: it is performed through a gloryhole and usually without prewarning.

Dave - "Man I was doing the usual in the pub cubicles last night and what appeared to be a great job turned into a nightmare as the guy spun around and shat through the hole all over my chin."

Geoff - "How comes I never thought of that before?"

Unknown assailant - " That's what we call a glorylumpkin down these parts."

Geoff - "Awesome."

Glorylumpkin by Virgin*thief January 23, 2008