Glorylumpkin

Glorylumpkin - the act of performing a standard blumpkin but with a slight variation: it is performed through a gloryhole and usually without prewarning.

Dave - "Man I was doing the usual in the pub cubicles last night and what appeared to be a great job turned into a nightmare as the guy spun around and shat through the hole all over my chin."

Geoff - "How comes I never thought of that before?"

Unknown assailant - " That's what we call a glorylumpkin down these parts."

Geoff - "Awesome."

by Virgin*thief January 23, 2008